Silly 18 year old Lizzie Frisinger.
So quick to text, yet too slow to realise she's sending it to her father.
You see, Lizzie went on a class trip and lost her virginity. She decides to send a text to one of her friends but unfortunately she sent it to daddy dearest.
Daddy books her a flight home for tomorrow. Class trip over.

Call me crazy but.....what is all the hype over Robert Pattinson? He is known as one of the 'hottest' male celebrities these days and many girls are seen holding strange billboards such as

To be honest, I find him quite ugly. Lol. He smokes, drinks an excessive amount of alcohol, and has been quoted from magazine interviews saying that he hates bathing. There are even rumours circulating that he has an odor problem.
Aww, how sexy is that? Bite me!


Younger girls are obsessed with the image of Edward Cullen and, I must admit, when first reading Twilight, I daydreamed of my Edward Cullen. So, when Twilight came out and I found that he was playing Edward, I gasped. Oh eww. That's not the Edward I fantasized. Personally, I think Taylor is the Twilight hottie ;)

Enough said....

Everyone please meet Madam Sunburned. Literally.
How could anyone in their right mind allow themselves to get this burned? Surely it must hurt her to even blink, let alone allow a gentle breeze to pass along her skin. I've had one mild sunburn in my life ( on my nose ), and that alone was painful. It was nowhere as burned as this lady however, she looks as though she fell asleep in an oven with mirror walls and floor. I'm loving how she's matching the decor however.
Just wait until she starts peeling.....

Don't look now, but there's a Japanese guy being assaulted by his fellow teammate.
Or it could be something else.....


Lol, seriously. Dumping the remains of your crime scene into a construction ditch? Quite cliche. Pouring cement / rubble onto your unsuspecting ( and possibly stressed out ) co-worker? Amazing!


I should post this to about 1/3 of my friends list on Facebook. God knows most of them need a swift kick in the arse.

It's nearly midnight and here I am twisting and turning my laptop like a moron trying to make heads or tails out of this photograph. At first glance it looks like one guy sitting on a wall and two others standing next to him with one arm against the wall, but if you look at the background, it's shifted to the side and the 'pavement' that they are standing on it actually the wall.

Photographs Found Here!

My first blog post here. How exciting! It is, however, not my first blog post ever. I did start out with an Xanga quite some time ago, but Xanga got pretty repetitive so I'm looking for a fresh and new fix. I understand that I'm joining the blogging scene quite late, but better late than never.

So, why choose Blogger? Two reasons:

1. My boyfriend told me it's a good blogging site.
2. I was banned from my previous blogging site after one day. One day. Scratch that, maybe three hours maximum.

Now, what extremely vile thing could I have done to get banned from Blogster?
I posted a Youtube link.
No joke.

I posted a blog earlier with a link to Youtube showing one of my absolute favourite videos and went to school. When I got to school, I realised my phone's email ( which I used to set up the Blogster account ), had a message. I could not open this message, it kept saying that the contents from this message is blocked for my safety.
Hmmm. I figured it was a troll and thought nothing of it.

Fast foward two hours and I attempted to log in when I was greeted by this message:Your account has been banned.
Seriously.
What a pill website.

According to Blogster terms and conditions, I should have gotten one warning and after three, my account should have been shut down. Since my blog wasn't even an hour old and I only posted one blog, shouldn't that have only count for one warning?
And why was it even banned in the first place? Because there was swearing in the video? I thought blogs were a place to express yourself without having to worry about shit like this.
Might as well go back to writing diaries. At least my diary won't lock me out if I "offend" someone.
Fuck Blogster. One of the people who's faced I blurred out had an anime chick bent over flashing her panties and the word 'SEX' written above her as their profile avatar, and nobody at that uptight hole in the internet has an issue with this?