Madam Sunburned

Everyone please meet Madam Sunburned. Literally.
How could anyone in their right mind allow themselves to get this burned? Surely it must hurt her to even blink, let alone allow a gentle breeze to pass along her skin. I've had one mild sunburn in my life ( on my nose ), and that alone was painful. It was nowhere as burned as this lady however, she looks as though she fell asleep in an oven with mirror walls and floor. I'm loving how she's matching the decor however.
Just wait until she starts peeling.....